Instagram

A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.

Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*

Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics

by nate987 September 24, 2013

Instagram Model

An Instagram Model is a shallow desperate female that doesn't have the ambition necessary to become anything valuable so she adheres to a label with little or no real meaning.

Keevonna C’Ante Wilson is an Instagram Model, she has no value and beats her tiny dog to release feelings of inadequacy.

by Jessica Opal May 21, 2018

Instagram Stalker

When someone always looking on your Instagram and liking all your pictures

Omg! Squidward keeps liking all my posts! He's such an Instagram Stalker!

by Instagram Stalker February 8, 2015

Instagram tease

People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.

Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..

Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?

Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!

by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013

Instagram

A shit social media site filled with a lot of wannabe Martin Luther King's fighting for shit that doesn't matter.

Instagram is terrible.

by september11th2000-fun October 22, 2020

Anti-instagramism

It is when someone doesn't like to establish any accounts or post anything on Instagram, we call this attitude anti-instagramism.

Hey, Mark, you should stop that anti-instagramism, and start your Instagram account to cope up with the modern world.

by Sharabas November 23, 2017

Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

by Termy August 3, 2007