Instagram

A shit social media site filled with a lot of wannabe Martin Luther King's fighting for shit that doesn't matter.

Instagram is terrible.

by september11th2000-fun October 22, 2020

Anti-instagramism

It is when someone doesn't like to establish any accounts or post anything on Instagram, we call this attitude anti-instagramism.

Hey, Mark, you should stop that anti-instagramism, and start your Instagram account to cope up with the modern world.

by Sharabas November 23, 2017

instagram spam

An Instagram spam is a second account created by a person who wants to post whatever they want and as much as they want at any given time. The content usually differs for what they post on their main/first account. Usually, only close friends are allowed to follow these types of accounts.

"Hey, Natasha, did you see my Instagram spam? I posted some ugly selfies of yours on there!"

by octopooo September 30, 2017

Instagramable

Worth putting into instagram

Wait, we have to take another selfie, it's not instagramable enough !

by priciliachang May 6, 2015

Instagram Pretty

The phenomenon where mediocre to slightly unsightly girls’ physical appearances benefit in photo form from Instagram filters.

Matthew: Yo, so what does that girl you hooked up with look like?

Mark: Ehh. She's ok, well Instagram Pretty.

Luke: So on Facebook, she's a 7 but in real-life actually a 4?

John: Yeah bruh!

by Marc Suckerburg August 13, 2012

Instagramification

The immediate gratification that an Instagram user feels when their phone displays the notification that 'somebody liked your post'
It's an Instagram addict sort of thing.

Do it, live it, know it!

MissPloppyDooDoo posted an image within Instagram, and with anticipation eagerly checked her phone periodically at 30 second intervals for any notifications. Each fruitless check, sadly, deteriorated her mood and regularity. Things however, suddenly took a turn for the better when she saw her phone displaying a "MrCisternStroker liked your post" notification from Instagram. She finally experienced the Instagramification rush which then restored her to her former happy no suppositories required demeanor :D

by Yolstar June 15, 2011

Instagram karma

A theory created by girls. If a girl compliments other girls on Instagram enough then she will receive good comments from other girls on her own Instagram posts.

"Catherine just commented 'you're perfect' on Bree's Instagram"

"She just wants Instagram karma for her lame pics"

by ©AustinValentine©AnthonyClark May 18, 2014