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infectialicious

(v.)the act of being hott, sexy.
(adj.)and/or knowing how to be a sex kitten
Bridget: "Shit I hate pretty people"
Sophia: "Bitch, you must hate yourself, because your INFECTIALICIOUS"
by Sophia April 1, 2005
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Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"
That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.
by WIllie the Kid February 20, 2009
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Yeast infection

For actual definition look up in encyclopedia.

Meant as an addition to the fact that people tend to write here that a yeast is not sexually transmittable.

ANY YEAST INFECTION is transmittable by touch, especcially sexual. Yeast produces spores. And spores may be delivered by skin-to-skin contact. So yeah,
Don't have sex with people when they are yeast infected.
You'll be sorry...
"You know she had a yeast infection ? And you had sex anyway ?"
"Sure, I bathe, so I thought it wouldn't affect me.."

"Omfg, that asshole gave me a yeast infection.."
"Are you sure it ain't anything else ?"

Wear rubbers !!
by UmmNotMe March 29, 2011
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One Direction Yeast Infection

When a Directioner claims to want the D of one of the members of 1D, mainly used to insult directioners. (Not to be confused with One Direction Infection )
Bob: Oh my god Cathy, looks like you have a bad case of the One Direction Yeast Infection
Cathy: Shut up!
by Alice Damsmann February 15, 2014
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Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.
"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"
by Ollie December 29, 2005
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infectious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

see also, contagious smile
I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "infectious smile".
by FredDill August 19, 2010
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infection

i cant believe no one defined this yet. the world is growing more and more retarded every day.......well, if you have to look this up, you are either a seven year old looking up innapropriate words with out your parents knowing or you are a douche.
the infection spread throughout the human race until there were no humans left to face the zombie takeover.
by starywind April 19, 2010
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