Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.

(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.

by Lucy444 January 11, 2010

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.

Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."

by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013

PWP Index

The "Pussy Worth the Problem" (PWP) index. This index serves to determine whether or not the marginal benefit, (benefit being the pleasure received from a woman's reproductive organ) exceeds the marginal cost (cost being any downside following the receiving of this pleasure, whether physical, spiritual or social).

Formula for PWP = (marginal benefit)/(marginal cost) x100

Francis: Bro Tiffany is so hot I wanna hook up with her so bad, she definitely got a snatcher down there as well.
Andre: Yea bro but what's her PWP Index? I heard her parents just got divorced...
Francis: Oh shit bro that's a good point... I don't think that pussy's worth the problem.

by realandre May 3, 2023

Domestic Volume Index

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

by TimThomas June 11, 2009

Internet-induced insomnia

The condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. As you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see 'just one more link'. It doesn't always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work.

"Why were you face down at your computer today?"
"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."

by John Dunkelburg December 9, 2008

industrial suck

To suck, get sucked, and or have ‘suckage’ in an industrious manner, zest and pep

Jenna gave him the industrial suck with pride and order.

by summergirl119 May 29, 2018

Italian inducement

Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.

My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little "Italian inducement" before heading to the maternity hospital.

by caimanhunter July 31, 2009