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HyperPortions

A massive skid harmless asian chink who doxes people for no reason with his shit pastes
Got bullied by synaptic on his channel
Got pwned by random AFs
That guy HyperPortions should go slit his wrists and kill himself tbh “
by Friend HP December 22, 2023
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hypercomputer

A device so advanced, it doesn't just solve complex problems; it figures out your life issues, predicts your next crush, and even knows what you had for breakfast yesterday. Basically, the ultimate overachiever of the tech world. If it could, it would probably also give you relationship advice and cook a perfect omelet. Just don't ask it about the meaning of life – it's still working on that update.
User: I have a hypercomputer?
User 2: Is it a time machine?
by freenomains January 11, 2024
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hyperfemininity

Dogwhistle used by pedophiles to refer to underaged women, they will often use the traditional feminine woman and exaggerate it so much so they can get away with describing being sexually attracted to a loli without straight up saying they're a pedophile.
Person 1: Why do you like that short thin girl? she dresses up like she's 11
Pedophile 1: Hyperfemininity my dude
by Jigsaw134123 January 31, 2024
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hyperdermic needle

A syringe filled wif caffeine and/or sugar syrup, to make someone tense 'n' jittery when injected.
A lot of children and teenagers are so wired dat it's as if they took shots from a hyperdermic needle!
by QuacksO April 3, 2024
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hyperdermic needle

A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.
One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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Hyperparmesan

Adjective · Extremely biased in favor of Parmesan cheese.
The Hyperparmesan media often spreads misleading or out-of-context information to influence the public to exclusively consume Parmesan cheese.
by Trademark. October 4, 2024
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Hypercomputing

A theoretical form of computation that surpasses the limits of classical Turing machines, capable of solving problems deemed "undecidable" or intractable for any conventional computer, even quantum computers. This could involve accessing computational resources from other dimensions, using closed timelike curves (time travel) for calculation, or harnessing exotic physics we don't yet understand. It's computing that operates on a fundamentally different set of physical laws to achieve what is currently considered logically impossible.
Hypercomputing Example: In science fiction, a Hypercomputer might be a device that simulates every possible configuration of a universe to find a solution to an otherwise unsolvable problem, or an AI that exists partially outside of time, allowing it to perform an infinite number of calculations in a single moment. It's computation as magic.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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