food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019

Husband

A man so special that you're willing to tolerate him for the rest of your life.

"I can't believe he remembered that! That's my future husband right there!"

by PheEternal September 19, 2009

hasta

Bye; see you later; adios.

I'm leaving now, hasta.

by xasdfx September 1, 2003

Husband Bulge

This expression comes from the horror movie Cabin in the Woods, released in 2011. Basically, a "husband bulge" is an erection.

"Dude, zip up your fly. I can see your husband bulge!" erection

by BeccaBess August 21, 2012

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

by TZ October 7, 2005

husam

The most sexiest arab boy you’ll meet. He has a big dick and knows how to treat a girl in bed he’s averagely 6 foot and has big feet but can keep a convo going

Husam is just amazing !

by nzjjs November 29, 2019

Husbando

The male version of a waifu. A fictional character (usually from an anime) that women care for so much they refer to them as husbando. The feelings one has for a husbando can range between love, obsession, worship or a mix of said feelings. Some have multiple husbandos and some have just one. Many women prefer Husbandos to 3D men because they suck ass and 2D men are superior to 3D men in every way.

Friend: wow you have a lot of Kars (JJBA) posters and figurines, you even have a body pillow of him.
Me: Yes because he is my husbando. I love him and one day my soul will transcend reality and I can finally be with him and worship him to my fullest.
Friend: ...you need a therapist.

by ButterMyCreams February 3, 2017