Homit

A hiccup that tastes like vomit.

I had the worst homit ever today.

by hollinatorrr June 3, 2009

relative humidity

the sweat on your balls while fucking your cousin

At the family reunion, the relative humidity was all i could think about

by CASEY CARMAN January 23, 2009

humina

Used to describe a particularly hot individual who incites your lust

Girl One: Would you just look at boyfriend over there playing pool.

Girl Two: Humina

by Jeze Belle December 19, 2007

humianity

A religion that believes that we were placed on this planet by a virus as DNA. The followers of this religion believe that the Earth is not a planet at all, but is a cell in a complex body or organism. It is believed that we are to be led to any end by the most beautifal, drak haired, borwn-eyed "godess", Tichelle. According to this religion "hippies" are fighting the true cause of humanity, to destroy Earth by means of global warming and other pollution related "diseases" to the cell. They believe that there is life out there somewhere with the same purpose as us, to destroy this organism, one cell at a time.

I follow Humianity, and thus I will not recycle.

by zack jh January 1, 2009

Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.

Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

Humidishit

A tropical ablution in which the humidity in tropical climates causes the toilet to resemble a sauna. These conditions lead to a sweaty and uncomfortable evacuation of faecal matter in which sufferer requires at least three quarters to a full roll of toilet paper to clean ones crease as remnants around the coit are of a thick, smearing and hard to remove paste like viscosity.

‘Mate! Can you get me some bog roll?’

‘’What, I just put a new roll in there five minutes ago’

‘It’s done mate, it’s like a sauna in here, I’m suffering from a humidishit!’

‘

by Conos October 10, 2017

Humicorn

Out of shear boredom, you suction cup a butt plug or dildo to your forehead and then look in the mirror while you're struggling to get it off.

While talking to my mother on the phone, I became a Humicorn.

by Horsepowerrr January 20, 2018