Hubert

An Absolute Dickhead With No Money No Girls. The Only Thing He Has Are Spanx Knickers.

"Look! Its A Wild Hubert With His Spanx On!!!" Said Mikolaj The Legit Polish Gangstar

Hubert Is The Best Man On This BLOODY Island!!!

Loook Its The Hubert I Saw Last Night!!!

Why Wont This Verify!?!??!

by The Legit Polish Gangstar Miko April 22, 2018

Hubert

the most boring, neutral, banal person and name ever created. You cannot moan Hubert

"Hubert, the most boring, banal name ever created"
-Shakespere 2021

by Shakespere's Dictionary June 6, 2021

Hubert Cumberdale

A "friend" of salad fingers who Tastes of soot and Poo and is married to a another "friend" named Mrs. Cumberdale

A finger pupet that is Crudely Done

by Mr. Man March 19, 2005

Hubert

The word "Hubert" is used most of the time, to describe a fat/chubby Koala Bear, it is mainly used in Australia by farmers, to informally talk about if the Koala Bear is getting fed too much. Koala Bears are usually left by themselves when they are young therefore have to survive by themselves. This causes them to become extremely lazy and over weight.

That's a bit of a hubert, isn't it?

by TheCrazzzyyChimppp October 28, 2017

Hubert 1:17

A freestyle verse used by the up-and-coming Midwest rapper “Hitta.”

It proceeds as follows: “Mfs be tellin me I changin up. When you have sh** in your pants, you have to change!”

Me: “Dude why you always changing up on us!”
Friend: “Hubert 1:17. #ImHim.”

by chitownsstr0ngcok March 28, 2020

huberts kitty

Another word for weed, crack, or at certain times, another word for Barzi (look up barzi for definition)

Pass huberts kitty dude! I hear the shit you bought is awesome!!!

and occasionally...

Stay away from huberts kittie, they always smell terrible and steal your food.

by cheese man123 August 24, 2005

Hubert

The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club. The guy who has an animal on top of his head. He looks like someone from the last air-bender.

Hubert is a facking retard

by I.Spit.Bars April 24, 2017