hoofer

A girl from Hope BC that puts shoes on horses!

That girl from Hope BC just hoofed that horse in 4.6 seconds, with a GOTDANG FLY ON HER FACE!!!! Now she's a serious hoofer!

by FILTHY912 April 26, 2008

Joe Hoffer

The God of metal. Currently in the band Eden Is Burning

Oh my Joe Hoffer,
Joe Hoffer Is GOD
I am The Shreding Machine said Joe Hoffer

by Joe Hoffer May 28, 2006

Julia Hofer

That bitch that steals all the hot guys.

when you get cut out by your boyfriend because he has to "work on his studies" and you find him hooking up with a georgus girl. You have just been Julia Hofer'd

by im a slut February 25, 2009

Hofer

One who cannot do anything right, or does it in such a way that he may be considered to be mildly retarded.

"Don't be such a hofer!"

"You really hofed that up, didn't you."

"He's hofing that up, someone better punch him in the face!"

by karobison October 1, 2011

howering

When you’re so tired that you have to take a cold shower to stay awake and you try to tell your friends what your doing, but your so tired that you can’t say the word shower

Dude I was so tired so I just finished howering

by Anjonu April 23, 2018

howler monkey

An adult beverage intended for morning consumption.

The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).

The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.

Waitress: Hi there, can I interest you in a mimosa, bloody mary, or perhaps even a howler monkey?
Table: 1 mimosa and 3 howler monkeys please. Oh also, some water.

by radmac July 17, 2019

Hoofer

Smoke shtick, Maker of clouds, Notorious for nicotine, bringer of the buzz, everybody ages 14-17 has or has had one

Mark: Aye bro I’m fiending real fucking hard
Trae: Don’t worry bro I GOT YA

Mark: You got a Hoofer bruh?!
Trae: Yessir! Only the best nicotine for you

by TMan69 March 9, 2020