hoopty squad

Originally formed by 5 adolescent boys who would make trips to Target in a elder's beater. The group has grown to include 13 Northeast Ohio college- aged men that routinely party together. They have developed close ties and have loyalty to each other and beer.

We party at wards, rons, and the boneyard, basically wherever we can drink peacefully.

by Randy P. Newman May 1, 2005

hoopty stop

When a hoopty comes to a stop, and the worn springs nose dive under braking, and then begin to bounce up and down, long after the vehicle has come to a complete stop. Usually, emmitting a loud metal-to-metal squeaking and groaning sound because the rubber spring isolators have long since been eroded away.

This may be accompianied by a subsequent stall, and backfire, with or without smoke, and/or a radiator shooting steam out of the grille.

See Movie: Uncle Buck

We were at the local cruise in, when everyone started laughing at this 80's land yacht that pulled off a wicked hoopty stop. The driver thought he was cool, pretending he had hydraulics, but it was really lame.

by KRASH! July 26, 2007

hooptie-ass

(adj.) used to describe any common noun to describe a particularly inferior condition. anything broken or not in proper working order, or typically held together in substandard working order by any kind of cheap glue and/or duct tape.

"that is one hooptie-ass car."
"you're a f*ckin hooptie-ass bitch!"
"let's go get crunk at that hooptie-ass complex J-funk stays at."
"thou art unto thine hooptie-ass."

by Websta! October 16, 2008

Hooptie Ride

A car that does not fit the personality of the person driving it. Usually an older car that doesn't run well.

Bill's Mustang is in the shop. They gave him a little hatch-back hooptie ride for the day.

by Xandyr October 6, 2003

hoopty-wagon

A peice of crap car done up to look like a nice car
Usually a honda etc with a spoiler,graphics,rims,tailfins,tinted windows,a loud sound system and the works commonly rode in by guidos and wiggers

Greasers:look at that hoopty-wagon
Greaser2:Yeah,what a wigger

by ModRock123 May 1, 2006

Hooptie hoops

Flashy rims that you would see on a ghetto hooptie, something that Bubb Rubb would most definitely drive WOO WOOOOOO!!!!11

Damn, I think that be Bubb Rubb driving that whip with the Hooptie hoops on it.

by H to the o-s-s September 6, 2005

Hoopty dent

When a man does anal without lube with either a male or female.

Toddd pulled out his erection and put it in jay without lube and got hoopty dented

by Gila guy April 11, 2018