Hostile Hooker 

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.

Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe”

Hostile Hooker by Amymamy December 8, 2020

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

Hooker Hoagie 

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

Hooker Hoagie by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

Fish Hook Theory 

The theory that centrists and the far-right on the political spectrum are in-fact very close. Created in response to the Horseshoe theory equating the far-left to the far-right due to similar tactics (despite having fundamentally opposing beliefs), the theory states that centrists allowing the far-right to preach their beliefs will allow the far-right to grow greater and lead to the rise of fascism again; it suggests that centrists pave the way for fascism and so the two parties are part of the same problem. Whilst there have been cases made for this theory, it is mainly used to satirise and discredit the Horseshoe Theory.

If I'm gonna be forced to see thousands of people including mass media pushing the horseshoe theory, then I will make your eyes look at the Fish Hook Theory too.

Fish Hook Theory by Louis Hypothetical February 4, 2018

whale oil beef hooked 

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

whale oil beef hooked by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

Asshole Hooker

A particularly nasty and stupid person whose words and actions evoke anger and resentment in others. Also, a good way to describe a buffoonish person who defies description.

Driver: Hey, that driver just cut me off then gave ME the finger!

Friend: What an asshole hooker!

Asshole Hooker by Goofball22457 April 5, 2011

Bat Hook 

The act of placing velcro on one's penis and having sex with the intention of getting caught on her pubic hair on the way out. Much in the same way batman's grappling hook works.

Matt- dude i tried to do the bat hook with janice today

Joe- sweet man what happened?

Matt- worked like a charm i coulda repelled down that shit.

Bat Hook by chocolatefiredragon March 13, 2011