honking my horn

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

by casmay the tewnty sixth August 6, 2008

Boobie Honking

The act of grabbing tits and saying either "Honk" or similarly making a honking noise.

I totally boobie honked my girlfriend and she was pissed.

My interests include boobie honking, marijuana, and large quantities of alcohol.

by Bumber2 February 28, 2011

Hockinson

a small town in the middle of nowhere.
if you want food you dont have many choices considering theres 2 stores in hockinson...

oh well at least our mascot isnt the papermakers or the spudders.

there is nothing do do in hockinson.

by Becca Bell June 27, 2008

hocking loogies

To expell phlegm or any amount of secretions from the mouth in a loud form.

Jeremy was hocking loogies all day after a long night of smoking and drinking.

by Dr.Alcock October 2, 2013

hoomin

the word "human," as written by cats and dumb people.

i Iz stoopid annd cant spel rite, cuz im a cat, not a hoomin.

by twigboy22 May 27, 2010

Johns Hopkins

My favorite pick-up line

Me: "Hi I'm going to Johns Hopkins Med School"
Girl: "Make babies with me NOW"

by Ben Carson's Gifted Hands May 20, 2009

Johns Hopkins

A veritable torture chamber, which uses work, a grading scale, and a city to beat the living crap out of you.

Johns Hopkins Universtity, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1876. Somewhere the work stops and the pain begins.

by and i'm not even a pre-med May 3, 2005