burn hoof

When you go so fast you make the other team shit there pants

When your muckin barn down in the corner you just gotta BURN HOOF and put some nuggies in his huggies

by hoof boys December 14, 2018

puss on the hoof

refers to females desired for sex that are on foot

There is some puss on the hoof over on Second St.

by McGspot January 21, 2017

rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound

Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

Hoot

Somebody who is funny, a barrel of laughs, got a great sense of humour

Bordeaux Best Buyer is a hoot - his assistant is a hoot too!!

by shivax April 29, 2009

hoof

A popular porn star's deformed foot.

WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.

by OT November 15, 2004

Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.

"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"

by Ebin October 28, 2002

half-time hoot

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.

Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?

by SLSS April 25, 2007