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HomieSexual

HomieSexual is where you are gay for the homies and it’s completely straight
I love being HomieSexual
by Love you bby May 22, 2020
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Homiesexual

This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.

The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
by Spumbag 257 December 10, 2020
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Homiesexual

A sexuality of which you can be gay and straight at the same time. Like if your homie were to say “Yo, bro my dick itches.” Out if the blue with wouldn’t be gay, it’d be Homiesexual. This sexuality allows you to kiss your homies goodnight while giving them a pat on the pack because that’s what homies do.
Example:
Daniel gave a kiss to Gene on the lips, then proceeded to say “no homo” and Gene responds with, “Nah it’s aight, it’s just Homiesexual.”
by BroI’mmusicaltrash. May 3, 2020
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Homiesexual

Bro I’m Homiesexual can we smash cause I need sexual favors right now?
by im bjorn August 31, 2020
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Homiesexual

Hoe’s before bro’s? Nah the bro is the hoe
"Bros before hoes!" "Nah man I'm a homiesexual, c'mere"
by AshesToAshes21 May 22, 2022
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Homiesexual

The act of a homie (fellow friend) acting homosexual to each other, but it isn't gay because its homiesexual
MOM, IT ISNT GAY ITS HOMIESEXUAL!!
by Rexona Deodorant February 21, 2022
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Homiesexual

This sexuality means you are not gay but you are just being really friendly to your homies ;)
“Do you guys wanna cuddle?”
Yeah, sure. Only if it’s homiesexual though.”
by Nartuo53 May 28, 2021
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