hospitility

(n) A treatment of generosity mixed with aggression.

1. That woman just gave me a lot of hospitility about keeping the door closed.

2. "I'm so happy that you're staying at my place for another week, just please try to keep your goddamn feet off my fucking sofa."

"Wow, thanks for the hospitility."

by sdeville84 February 23, 2009

Hospital

The first place you wake up at, after you say: "Hold my beer and watch this".

Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.

by g1224 February 13, 2019

hospitalized

A word used to describe an amazing event.

Josh made a half court shot, so I yelled, "Man, that shot was hospitalized!"

by Stevo and Josho November 19, 2005

Hospitalitarian

One who only eats meat out of hospitality. They do not buy their own meat to cook nor do they buy it in restaurants. They have vegetarian diets unless they are given/served food from a friend/family member/acquaintance/co-worker.

exceptions
-hospitalitarians can cook meat for their friends/family if they are hosting them for dinner and they know their guests are strict carnivores (hospitalitatians prefer buying free-range/local meat, and will encourage their carnivore friends by example)

-if someone buys a hospitalitarian a meal in a restaurant, it is a judgement call. if there are absolutely no viable vegetarian options on the menu, the hosp can opt for meat.

If a hospitalitarian goes to a someones's house for dinner, and their host serves meat, they will eat it.

If there are non-meat options, they will opt for them but if the main course contains meat, they will honor their host by eating it. Furthermore, they will try out everything part of the meal they give me.

This is a reflection of eating when hosted for a meal in many countries outside of the United States. It is considered rude if you do not eat all of what the host provides you.

Furthermore, eating their food provides a sense of trust and relationship between you and your host, whether you are in Washington, DC or Kenya.

by jespo September 30, 2009

Millwoods Hospitality

The generosity and kindness that you only receive from people living in Millwoods.

1. Jasminder has the Millwoods Hospitality

by splinterpal April 23, 2005

Hospital Bed

The position in which involuntary muscle contractions force the legs and upper body to rise upwards simultaneously, similar to the functions of a hospital bed.

This phenomenon is the result of an intense ejaculation after receiving world class fellatio.

Tom: How was your date last night?
Phil: It was great, she put me in a hospital bed.


coined by KC

by KC1984 March 12, 2009

childrens hospital

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

by chris January 4, 2005