hufflepuff

The underestinated house in Harry Potter books, filled with loyal, patient, hard workers who also know how to have fun and act utterly crazy. Even if they're not as sexy as those in Gryffindor.

Hufflepuff has the best furniture of all the houses!

by Azi June 25, 2004

Hufflepuff

Unbeknownst to many, the sexual dynamos of the wizarding world.

Dude, my girlfriend just said I was good enough to be a Hufflepuff.

by Grimm568 May 14, 2011

hafflehoff

The Hoff's name said by a person with a lisp

David Hafflehoff - Don't Haffle the Hoff

by Dave is a gimp October 14, 2006

Hufflepuffer

Members of the Hufflepuff house in Hogwarts that smoke weed, cigarettes and other substances

Wow! Pomona Sprout is a total Hufflepuffer! I saw her smoking tons of weed

by Piggie_ August 23, 2017

Hufflepuff

The house that is commonly know as “the house that everyone else goes to”. I don’t think so, though. Hufflepuffs are loyal, hardworking, and just. The most underestimated, but best house!

Someone is getting bullied.

Slyhtherin: Oh well, to bad for them.
Ravenclaw: (doesn’t notice cuz they’re reading a book)
Gryffindor: Aww, I feel so bad for them. Maybe I should go help...
Hufflepuff: ARE YOU OK????? THAT’S SO MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU BULLY SOMEONE?

by I’m a Hufflepuff June 22, 2018

heffley

a big family from a famous book

the mane ones are (oldest to youngest)frank susan rodrick greg(protagonist) and manny

guy 1:hey guy 2 i just read diary of a wimpy kid

guy 2:cool! i read that book
guy 1:i feel bad for the heffleys

by seal sea February 5, 2019

Hoffensetz

A last name, usually referring to a whiny and annoying species of human. The Hoffensetz clan is usually quite gullible, and also on the diminutive side of the height scale. They enjoy swearing to release pent-up emotions, and, having such high-strung emotions, are easily startled. The females of the Hoffensetz's are rude and disrespectful to figures of authority

A sighting of the elusive Hoffensetz female is not uncommon in such places as high schools, Starbucks, and is usually occupied with a device known as a "cellphone"

by nik the one March 4, 2019