hobbes

Best.Tiger.Ever.

Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

I've always wondered how a stuffed pet can be so cool...

Hobbes

by kame October 16, 2005

hobby lobby

A poorly thought out, gut reflex decision or reaction that has far-reaching, negative consequences.

The assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the first World War; it was a real hobby lobby.

by rideurbike June 30, 2014

Hobbit Love

An almost, but not homosexual love between two very close friends. This type of love refers to the love shared by Sam and Frodo in The Lord of the Rings series.

My friend and I went to the movies together. My friend looked embarrassed so I told everyone that we had Hobbit Love.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009

One of Hobbs' Halo Maps

Something really boring and un-fun that is usually hyped up or over-hyped, but is a huge disappointment. Also when everyone hates something, but the creator loves it.

Too Human was one of Hobbs' Halo maps.

by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009

chasing the hobbit

Doing a midget from behind, in a woodshed on their birthday.

I woke up in the hospital after a long night of chasing hobbits.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe

Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.

by Miscreant December 9, 2008

Corn-Hobble

v: To hit someone with a fish.

Jessie: She wouldn't give me my sunglasses back, so I decided to corn-hobble her.

Rick: CORN-HOBBLE'D!

Jessie: Yes. Yes she was.

by Millertime!! April 14, 2010