hubbysexual 

Only being attracted to your hubby and loving them unconditionally; only being attracted to your hubby and letting everybody know that as you put it in your bio and every time you introduce yourself to others, you mention you are hubbysexual letting them know their place besides such an amazing human being.

Person a-Omg I heard Natalia is hubbysexual!
Person b- I know right! I heard she really loves her hubby ( aka my bby bunny ;) )

hubbysexual by i f*cked Dios asshole November 28, 2020

hobby lobby sloppy toppy 

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.

Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.

hobby lobby sloppy toppy by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023

Lovey Hubby 

Wonderful husband that is the heart and soul of his bride, her teddy bear at night, her knight in shining armor, her one and only lover, reliable provider, her unconditional supporter, her best friend, her everything.

Every night she thanks God for her Lovey Hubby.

Lovey Hubby by DarkStarChilde May 30, 2009

Mr Higby

Most likely a science teacher who sounds a lot like Garfield and claims to own a company called “Higbeans” during his lessons. Mr Higby will also pronounce measure as (m-A-sure)

Friend: Hey did you see mr Higby today?
You: yeah, he sounds a lot like Garfield.

Mr Higby by TolerableIllustrator July 10, 2020

hobbyist 

An active customer of prostitutes and escorts who shares information with similar customers, typically on some type of online forum.

"Joe has been a hobbyist for years - he has over 100 reviews under his handle on XXX site."

hobbyist by speedstan February 24, 2010

Hobby Horse 

(hä-bē-ˌhȯrs)
n.
I.

1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.

2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.

(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)

II.

1. A favourite topic.

(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)

III.

1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.

(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)

I.
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503

II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676

III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760

Hobby Horse by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 5, 2010

Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.

"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."

Doctor Hibbard by Jeffrey March 25, 2004