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Houston

2 love H-town is 2 love postmodernity.
I love living in Houston.
by Rusty Halo January 10, 2006
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Houston-name

Houston is a cute guy but is freaky has that jaw line but you never get Over him with his personality.houston gets all the ladies!
Houston fit smart lighting quick houston-name
by Martinndndnndjdd November 25, 2018
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pull a whitney houston

Marry below your social status or class
John is really going to pull a Whitney Houston if he marries Stella.
by hotlikewasabi September 22, 2006
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Heston

Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end
Wow that’s Heston😩
by Mocha123 May 16, 2018
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houston line

A sharp lateral flexure of the rectum formed by a transverse fold of the rectum. The chief anatomical purpose is, in homo-anatomy, the grading of penis length.
Jimmy Bean's cock was so huge, it rammed all the way past my third Houston line, rupturing a diverticulum (true acquired) in my sigmoid colon!
by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008
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Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
by Archon723 July 17, 2009
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Houston Dynamos

U.S's 2006 MLS(Major League Soccer)Cup Champions...in it's first year ever....what a record. Thus proves Houston is the best(at least when it comes to soccer that is). Now in 07, we are currently first in the Western Standings and soon to become the Champs...again(hopefully)
What in the world is a Dynamo???

....It's a player that plays for the Houston soccer team...with a bright orange shirt...know as a Houston Dynamos!!...doop face(cough cough)
by Macabre_Instincts January 1, 2009
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