herbsmite

v. tr - to angrily and vehemently attack someone who innocently brings up a topic of (unbeknownst to them) great contention on an internet forum.

nerd 1: the herbsmiting he received when he mentioned that ubuntu was the greatest distro ever on the BSD chan was legendary.

nerd 2: what? you think BSD is better than ubuntu? i'm gonna herbsmite you..

by f.tw April 3, 2009

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herp-slurp

the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.

that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.

by omfgwhydoineedtofeedthetrolls April 29, 2011

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herpacifiltus

East coast mix of Chlamydia,Gonorrhea,Hepatitis, Herpes, HIV/AIDS,Human Papillomavirus (HPV),Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID),Syphilis,Trichomoniasis,crabs, bad credit, poor tread wear and other horrible things contracted from one dirty hooker east of the mississipi. This condition has no known cure and most likely man will walk on the sun before one is found.

Ed was in Vt and woke up with herpacifiltus from drinking too much and hooking up with some random.

by EastCoastDirk November 19, 2011

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Heaps indie

A term used by crazy hipsters (usually musicians) to imply that something is extremely cool. It is in fact exactly one awesomeness level above über cool. Most often used to describe succulents and other hardy plants.

"Have you seen Pablo's succulents?"

"Yeah, they're heaps indie!"

by catsandcacti July 13, 2014

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Special Herbs

The code word used in place of weed.

Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.

by the bæ July 24, 2015

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