A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)
Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!
Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!
Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!
by theartfulbadger August 28, 2006
Get the herculenis mug.Hervules is a STD. You can catch Hervules while doing any sexual act (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.).
Hervules is a treatable but deadly STD.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Orgasmic periods, Violent shoulder slinging, Organ leakage from naval, extreme hair growth on arse (grows back right away after shaving or waxing), and noticable shrinkage and growth of breasts and balls.
Hervules can be cured by taking an ointment, which you must eat, that taste like everything that makes you cry. It's opposite tast would most likely cure cancer.
Hervules is a treatable but deadly STD.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Orgasmic periods, Violent shoulder slinging, Organ leakage from naval, extreme hair growth on arse (grows back right away after shaving or waxing), and noticable shrinkage and growth of breasts and balls.
Hervules can be cured by taking an ointment, which you must eat, that taste like everything that makes you cry. It's opposite tast would most likely cure cancer.
by Dem Bitches Be Trippin' August 23, 2011
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Get the Herculetic mug.A 1337 web user with a unique knowledge about the pharmacology of mind altering substances. Also a frequent visitor of cosy LANS with a drug-free policy. AKA 'Freaky-drugs-kerel'
- That guy seems twisted on drugs behind his computer & still maintains 1337 scores!
° He's --almost-- as good as HerCule, I tell you!
° He's --almost-- as good as HerCule, I tell you!
by Bonzi-buddy July 29, 2004
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Gangsta, Krazy, Pimpish, The Bomb,Good, Awsome, Great, The best, Righteous, Unstoppable and what ever else is off the hook son....what ever else is like hercules man...
Gangsta, Krazy, Pimpish, The Bomb,Good, Awsome, Great, The best, Righteous, Unstoppable and what ever else is off the hook son....what ever else is like hercules man...
Whats Hercule'lay'N man.
That party was Hercule'lay'N striaght up!
Its about to get Hercule'lay'N up n here!
That party was Hercule'lay'N striaght up!
Its about to get Hercule'lay'N up n here!
by SantaKlawz January 1, 2009
Get the Hercule'lay'N mug.The name of my first son. He will be strong hearted, hard working, Gorgeous! and Respectful. He'll never do a woman wrong. He'll love his family and take a lot of care for his siblings. He's kind, but will fight for what he believes, and he fights HARD.
Girl; OHmyGOD! Did you see that guy?
Girl2; Yes, he's GORGOUS!
Girl3; That's Herculeez, and he's MINE!
Girl2; Yes, he's GORGOUS!
Girl3; That's Herculeez, and he's MINE!
by JessicaLeann August 22, 2011
Get the Herculeez mug.The fear of a still painting of Hercules Mulligan.
I will see that painting every night, I’m my nightmares-
I will see that painting every night, I’m my nightmares-
“I see his face... every night...”
“Who’s?”
“Hercules... I can’t say it.”
“I think you have HerculesMulliganphobia.”
“Who’s?”
“Hercules... I can’t say it.”
“I think you have HerculesMulliganphobia.”
by Le Mesprit December 17, 2020
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