mushroom helper

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.

Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2019

Left 4 Help

Ditching ones friends to be assaulted by the Horde on Left 4 Dead or any other multiplayer game which requires everyones full teamwork and cooperation. Usually resulting in the deaths of all teammates but said ditcher. Also, betraying ones friends by lighting them on fire with any in-game incendiary weapons.

Anthony Left 4 Help last night while I was being attacked by the Horde, then decided "help" more by throwing his molotov directly at my feet and surrounding zombies.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

help

A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isn't fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can't keep.

That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.

by knowman March 11, 2008

Helluva Boss

A decent show on Youtube about a Hitmen business named "The IMP (The Immediate Murder Perfectionals)."
Made by the same creator who created Hazbin Hotel and the show is also written by Brandon Rogers.

It's this squad of demons that just kill humans but in entertaining ways; just imagine it as Hitman 3 but the bugs are intentionally funny
The 5 main characters are:
Blitzø (aka brandon rogers), Loona (aka a minecraft wolf), Moxxie (aka invader zim), Millie (aka sandy cheeks), and Stolas (aka the horny ass bird)

The lore/plot of the show is still getting developed as each episode gets released but as of right now, it's alright.
The show gets a lot of flag for its "corny" humor sometimes but the jokes can be creative half of the time even if they aren't that humorous.

Overall, a decent show that's free on Youtube (also this show gets alot of rule34, i only made this just so i can say this.)

John: Have you seen Helluva Boss, Jane?
Jane: That Brandon Rogers shit?
John: Yeah. The one show with the demons.
Jane: Doesn't that one furry get a helluva a lot of rule34?
John: what

by GregBuisha March 5, 2022

Help

we all need it

Urbandictonairy is infiltraded with s** and we all need help

by Random info for you April 12, 2021

Helper's Syndrome

Miscommunication when a friend's attempt to comfort another (i.e. after a break-up) instead blames that person for being a dofus choosing poorly.

Helper's Syndrome caused Sanna to call my ex's "psychos" after I broke up. My girls aren't "psychos."

by richardc020 April 17, 2009

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007