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hump day heart attack

Just when you think your Wednesday is sailing along, you realize that all the work you have done on this next request for proposals to land the big one for the boss is completely useless - because the deadline to submit was actually last Wednesday stupid.
The agency interns had a serious hump day heart attack when their blissful working Wednesday confidence switched to the horror and shame of incompetence when they re-read the fine print on the RFP guidelines only to discover, the proposal was actually due LAST week. Bad i-cal BAD!
by mzpickles March 24, 2010
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Irish Heart Attack

A mixed drink involving equal parts of Five-Hour Energy and Jameson Irish Whiskey
Dude: "I think that guys dead"
Other Dude: "Yeah he was doing the Irish Heart Attacks"
by Charles Lee 69 April 28, 2013
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Hippie Heart Attack

When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!
Person1:What did you take?…

Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!
by PretentiousFart420 December 6, 2022
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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
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Heart Attack

A moment when a victim's heart starts beating instantly and the heart's muscle tissue rips apart.
"Hes having a heart attack!"
by SCP Foundation December 27, 2016
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Heart attack

A thing that happends to you if you eat alot of sugar i think and when you get scared and when you have a Heart attack you mostly die i guess, By the way Kira Yoshikage calls his stand (Named Sheer Heart Attack) Heart attack.
I got a heart attack bc my mother entered to my room
by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 3, 2021
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