Just when you think your Wednesday is sailing along, you realize that all the work you have done on this next request for proposals to land the big one for the boss is completely useless - because the deadline to submit was actually last Wednesday stupid.
The agency interns had a serious hump day heart attack when their blissful working Wednesday confidence switched to the horror and shame of incompetence when they re-read the fine print on the RFP guidelines only to discover, the proposal was actually due LAST week. Bad i-cal BAD!
by mzpickles March 24, 2010

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by SCP Foundation December 27, 2016

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019

When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!
Person1:What did you take?…
Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!
Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!
by PretentiousFart420 December 6, 2022

by Keesee5 December 13, 2018
