Matriarchy 2

Like the velociraptor from Jurassic park... Clever girl... (I think that's a reference. Now go! Find it! We're canonically playing find the reference still! Remember!? Remember that thing I said before!? That still applies! Or DOES it!? OoOoOoOoOoOo!)

Hym "Real cute... It's cute, really... Reeeeeeeeaal cute-"

Iam "What are you talking about!?"

Hym "The matriarchy 2... Somebody thought she was a fucking smarty-pants didn't she? No no no it's cute. Doesn't work on me but cute... Reeeeeeal-"

Iam "STOP SAYING CUTE! Jesus!"

Hym 😑 "......... Cute."

Iam 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

Patriarchy Hire

A unqualified white and/or male who was nevertheless hired but are blindly confident about his “skills” and has the audacity to refer other POC employees as “diversity hire”.

Brad: Well it is so unfair that she got the promotion. She is Asian and she is a woman, she can be their diversity hire. This political correctness is insane.
You: Yeah? You are obnoxious and your work suck, you are only here because you are a patriarchy hire!

A: He doesn’t even know how to read the balance sheet! How did he got the job??
B: Well they say he has good communication skills. But we all know it’s because he is a white man so clients pay more attention when he talks. He is one of those patriarchy hires.

by Klaraantiracism March 21, 2021

Patriarchy

System of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it.
characterised by current and historic unequal power relations between women and men whereby women are systematically disadvantaged and oppressed.

"...We have to constantly critique imperialist white supremacist patriarchy culture because it is normalized by mass media and rendered unproblematic...." Bell Hooks

by Sadrabbit November 6, 2017

matriarchaphobia

older women fearing that their bodies cant do what they used to be able to...

It was Mables 45th birthday, and the spanks she got from her girlfriends left her feeling a touch of matriarchaphobia as she realized it would take longer, this time, for the bruises to heal.

by timsworld June 16, 2020

Matriarchified

When a female woman-plains to you.

I felt matriarchified when she was teaching me.

by Apeez August 17, 2022

Patriarch Syndrome

The tendency to lead or takeover shit.

Guy 1: Josh is such a bossy motherfucker

Guy 2: Right?! He’s got a bad case of Patriarch Syndrome.

by Genovani February 25, 2023

Patriarchy

It’s a game of tennis between powerful men where they use women instead of tennis balls

“In the game of Patriarchy, women aren’t the opposing team, they’re the ball.”
- Anita Sarkeesian

by Cryo311 March 31, 2023