hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.

I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

you were a little hard on the beaver last night

1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"

2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)

Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."

by Justin Manfred Weaver December 22, 2008

Hard on with a suitcase

mob lawyer or attorney

That Hard on with a suitcase will get us off the charges.

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

A High Hard One

High hard One -

A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.

or simply :an errect penis :)

'Yep, Gonna go out for some brews then slip her a High Hard One.'

by Jon E Fever June 21, 2012

do a die hard

To perform an activity that may be considered to be dangerous.

"Yo, Sylvester, get me the mayonnaise."

"Low-fat?"

"Nah."

"Woah dude. No need to do a die hard."

by jockerty July 18, 2019

a red hard

is a red (end) erected penis, when a man is sexually turned on.

he had a red hard on

by dude19859 January 7, 2010