Lamb Hammock

A sexual maneuver involving two spatulas and a generous amount of bacon grease.

Kid: Mommy, can I have bacon for breakfast?
Mommy: (cutting fruit for the child's lunch) No honey your father and I used it last night.
Kid: Why?
Mommy: Adult stuff.
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because you're too young.
Kid: Oh yea? fuck, shit, buttsex, fisting, procrastibating-
Mom: Okay, okay you've proved your point. We were lamb hammocking last night.
Kid: Why?
Mom: We wanted to try something the kids were doing these days.
Kid: Why?
Mom: To put the spark back in our marriage.
Kid: Why?
Mom: So your father and I don't kill you.
awkward silence
Mom: (goes back to cutting fruit, this time more agressively) So how's school child?

by DiZeaZeD FreNcH HorN September 11, 2010

Hammond High School

Hammond High School is a high school located in the district of Howard County. It can now be considered as the most "ghetto" school in Howard County, but Howard County isn't actually ghetto at all. Oakland Mills High School used to be proclaimed as a "ghetto" high school, but after Hammond High School's JV and Varsity football team won in a fight against Oakland Mills High School in its own locker room, Oakland Mills Has lost its title as being "ghetto".

Devon: Yo, that nigga's from Hammond High School.

Delante: Shit, for real?

Devon: Yeah, I'm about to become friends with him real quick though.

by Pretty Ricky (AKA Big Tits) December 9, 2012

Hammocked

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!

by bikindaf July 28, 2009

hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010

Hamborger

The hamborger is said to taste like ur mum ಠ_ಠ.

I ate a hamborger whilst unsubbing to t-seiries

by FaZe hamborur June 12, 2019

Fart Hammock

Underwear

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”

by Memelyn January 9, 2021

hamdodger

slang for jewish person

Abe can't make it, it's the high holidays and he's a hamdodger.

by C.H. #23 May 29, 2008