Hammerhead

A failed attempt at a Land Shark (See landshark definition)

"Dude me and this chick tried to landshark last night, but I missed the hole and totally ended up with a hammerhead"

by Fat me in the arse Jon Snow May 13, 2019

Hammerhead

A way to label someone who’s eyes are incredibly far apart. Typically as a result of a birth defect.

“Hey Chad that girl behind the bar looked cute as fuck tonight”
“Bro did you see her face??”
“No, why is she pretty bad?”
“She’s a complete hammerhead dude”
“Oh fuck, gross”

by DefinitionMaster69 September 17, 2020

Hammeroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

By Jason deluro hammeroid

by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020

Hammerdowntown

The home of Kenny Murphy and the The Tidwell Trio. A place where legends are born.

Wow! He’s truck is really fast…That must be Kenny Murphy from Hammerdowntown!

by McMurph101 September 6, 2021

Hammerstein

When a male lays someone down on a rabbi's desk, and the male kicks hia legs up to full force penitrate the recipient.

I gave my girlfriend the Hammerstein while the rabbi was at a brit milah.

by Kiwi_Slander April 27, 2023

Mark hammersley

Beste teacher ever and a funky bloke

" HEY!, there's Mark hammersley my favourite English teacher@"

by Berriesandcream928 September 12, 2021

Hammerhead

1.The result of generations of inbreeding. The eyes have spread apart resembling a hammerhead shark. This is to adapt to the the hostile environment of an incestuous household by allowing the hammerhead to see their father stalking his prey .

2.When a hammerhead sucks you off and begins to spas out vigorously slamming her enormous forehead onto the head of your dong.

"who invited the hammerhead to the party! She pissed herself on the bed and smeared shit all over the bathroom floor."

"that fat slut made my cock piss in two streams from her hammerhead."

by pete burns September 30, 2007