Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

Hammerdown

When you level the F*** out of (lets say) a city with the largest non-nuclear armnments by carpet bombing.used as a last resort and to demorolise troops. Using heavy bombs such as M.O.A.B's. destruction brought to you by a squadran of bombers which you could not run away from.

watch clover field. in the end the repeat on the radio of a "hammerdown" procedure as a last resort to deal with the monster

by Falkon16 May 28, 2008

hammertoe

A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.

Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.

by Chux December 9, 2003

hammerooski

A funny-sounding word to imply excessive drunkenness or intoxication; a variation of "hammered"

I am so hammerooski.

I was so hammerooski at the John Mayer concert that I yukerooskied all over my buddy's car.

by H.A. Dinga August 4, 2007

hammertop

The act of hitting an individual over the head with a pinky-down vertical clenched fist-- excessive hammertopping may lead to feelings of homsexuality and/or blindness. (verb)

I hammertopped Larry Dowdy, causing him temporary blindness.

by no one1 October 14, 2007

hammerfoot

A hop plant that has both male and female parts. Also known as a hermaphrodite when pronounced correctly.

This hop plant is a hammerfoot. - Klaus

by Stoneboogie August 29, 2018

hammerfoot

A hop plant that has both female and male plants. Also known as a hermaphrodite when pronounced correctly.

Klaus: Uh, this here is a hammerfoot hop plant.
Me: Dude, I think he means hermaphrodite.

by Stoneboogie August 29, 2018