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Halloween

"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it."
Karen: *gasp* "Why are you dressed so scary?"
Cady: "It's Halloween."
by Ruamonkey2 October 31, 2012
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Halloween

The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.
"I love Halloween!"
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
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Halloween

A day were girls dress themselves up like fucking sluts for no apparent reason.
I was at Party City looking for a halloween costume, and one said "Midnight Seductress." The worst part was, it was in the Young Girls section.
by ShyGirl2018 October 31, 2013
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Halloween

The time of the year when you pass out candy to fat children.
If they're not fat they will be next year!
by iono October 31, 2004
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[Halloween]

Celebrated on October 31, it is a night were 9&+ year olds dress slutty, wear a bunch of their moms makeup, talk to strangers, and get away with it. It was originally a religious holiday, but like other wholesome things, America turned it into a sleez fest.
Kathy: "Jenny's costume was soo slutty this year!"
Joe: "Well Kathy, it is Halloween."
by Ladeda10 February 3, 2009
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Halloween

That one time of year when everybody thinks everyone in their neighborhood suddenly turns into a child poisoning psychopath.
October 30: "Oh howdy, neighbor! Can't wait for Halloween tomorrow. It's going to be a fun night. Make sure to bring plenty of candy for the kids."
October 31: "Check all the candy! The next door neighbor might have put drugs in it! We can't trust any of these people that we've lived next door to for years!"
by weasel1969 October 14, 2019
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Halloween

In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy.

In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.
Halloween Costumes
Gretchen: What are you supposed to be?
Karen: I'm a mouse, duh.
by bootybxtera October 29, 2014
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