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halfsies

semi-derogatory term of half canadians used by kevin smith on smodcast 88.
we don't fuck halfsies in brantford, all canada or nothing.
by gunnar89 August 31, 2009
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Halftime

When at a buffet, when one finishes their plate, they sometimes have the kindness to wait for their fellow food pounding comrades to finish their plates as well. This begins halftime. When all are finished and ready for round 2 (or more), they all get up together and refill their plates. Gameplay resumes.
Guy #1: "Alright, I'm done of my plate."
Guy #2: "Aww man, I'm still not done of mine!"
Guy #1: "That's OK. I'll wait for you. Its halftime."
*pause until eating finishes*
Guy #1: "Alright then, are you ready?"
Guy #2: "Damn straight! Game on!"
by TangClock June 17, 2009
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halftime

Gametime for bandgeeks...
director; Halftime is!!????
bangeeks; GAMETIME!!!!!!!!!!
by bandmutt January 15, 2007
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Halfsturbate

Almost being able to masturbate to something. Being in a semi-turned on state. You want to be turned on by what's in front of you but it's not quite hot enough to give you a good hard on, like a non lesbian porno.
Roger: Hey Charlie, what did you think of that new movie Jennifer's Body?

Charlie: Total garbage man. You don't even see Megan Fox nude. I could only halfsturbate to any of the good scenes where she was almost nude.
by captain bry December 28, 2009
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Halfspanic

A person who only has one biological parent of Hispaniolian descent.
Rick's mother was born in and is a descendant of Puerto Rico; his father was born in and is a descendant of Colombia. Rick is not fully hispanic, he is halfspanic.
by 2629326 July 1, 2010
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our lady on the halfshell

a concrete statue of the virgin mary which is backed by a shell shaped form. Frequently seen on the front lawns of the faithful.In this incarnation she looks disturbingly like something found in shellfish. Frequently the shell shaped back is painted light .blue to make the statue stand out more
Look at all these our lady on the halfshell's!! This must be an italian neighborhood.
by slipsheet January 1, 2006
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the most disappointing halftime show to date, promising sweet victory, but providing sicko mode instead.
The Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show was a huge letdown. Let's dislike it on YouTube!
by wulfbrick February 4, 2019
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