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walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.
by scott January 30, 2004
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Haydoning

Usually when someone makes a mistake, or does something wrong. Also when a misfortunate even occurs.
Person 1: Yo, I dropped 4 g's on the floor
Person 2: Fuck man, that's such a Haydon Yeung

Teacher: You have a 10 page essay due tomorrow

Student: You've got to be fucking Haydoning me!
by DanAlbasry February 18, 2009
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Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties
Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.
by andy1 May 29, 2005
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hadonkadonks

boobs. big boobs, small boobs, single boob, double boob. hadonkadonk.
hadonkadonks are for lesbians only - they are too artistsic for men.

man: look at her hadonkadonks
woman: no stop looking, not for you.
by girlsarecool February 15, 2022
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Yard-long Hardon

To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.
“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”

“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”

“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”
by HAL 9000 May 27, 2008
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Stoke-sub-Hamdon

A small village outside of Yeovil in Somerset. Otherwise known as Stoke-sub-Normal, due to the amount of supposed incest in the south of Somerset.
Tends to be full of chavs, and was once the site of a knife threatening, for a pork pie.
'Wanna go to Stoke-sub-Hamdon? I mean, Stoke-sub-Normal!'

'No way, man! I might get knifed for my pie!'
by ZeeZeeDee April 14, 2011
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hardon

I have a huge hardon right now.
He's really got a hardon for that chick.
by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004
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