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Hooking the Green

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010
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Alex Green

The dick that stole my Mountain Dew.

Adjective: Describes a person who has stolen Mountain Dew

Verb: The act of stealing Mountain Dew.
That man over there, Alex Green, Alex Greened my drink from my hand
by Athirstyguy September 28, 2011
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Bethnal Green

An area in the East End of London, located in the borough of Tower Hamlets, with the post code E2.

A lively area with many sub-continental shops such as Bangladeshi fruit and Veg shops, Saree and Indian Gold Shops, along with the traditional British Market Stalls.

The area is predominantly full of Bangladeshi people, making up 45% of the local areas population, whilst white poeple have a 38% population.

What was once a hub for the National Front, who used to terrorise the local Bangladeshi's (even killing one: Altab Ali), has now become an ugly battlefield for young Asian Youths.

Gangs such as Turin Street Massive, White Flatz, Shoreditch Massive, Green Bangerz and Fellows Court all roam the streets in this relatively small geographical area.

In the last couple of years, crime has been on the increase such as racial assualts, mugging people, teenage stabbings, turf war, priests getting attacked and even 2 murders!

In Tower Hamlets, Bethnal Green accounts for most of the boroughs crime. It has now eclipsed the former notorious gang "Brick Lane Massive".

Altogether, when these gangs combine they are known as "€2 Cartel......we got it on lock". These gangs have been very deadly, having brutal gang warefare in North London, especially Hollaway Road and in South London with the Peel Dem Crew (PDC)
Bethnal Greenz ..... Heroine City get me
by Forid Ahmed February 5, 2009
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Green Bottles

"Chee Pono i goin drink one green bottle for da dead guy bu"

"GET GREEN BOTTLES BRAH"
by CommanderKeen August 1, 2008
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Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.
Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...
by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009
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Thomas Green

Thomas Green is an intellectual being who has ascended the intelligence of all human beings. Therefore, he is dummy thick and sometimes concentrates his anger into the motion of rubbing his thighs
Shaggy Dongins: Bro I'm about to weewee Thomas Green style
Rowley Jefferson: poopo
by obama hater 6422 August 22, 2019
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green eyes

Only 1~2% of people have green eyes!
by Starchylde March 23, 2017
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