Go Gurt

similar to a paper bag, this is a person who has a hot body and a very ugly face.

the Go Gurt tag line/moto is "rip their heads off, suck their guts out", modified to "rip their heads off, fuck their guts out
"Dude she is such a Go Gurt" "Go Gurt?" "Yeh - Rip her head off, fuck her guts out!"
by xobox November 27, 2011
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Gurt

When something or someone touches a log you yell "GURT!" it is almost the same as a innuendo, but this is only used if you or somebody else touches a log, or a picture OF a log.
Walking through the woods with your friends then somebody touches a log "GURT!!!!!"
by DaLogMASTA June 03, 2009
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Gurt Vagine

(pronounced: va-j-een) a condition which refers to the vagina being abnormally large on the exterior, due to sex or repeated child birth.
after ravenous sex, the girl had a gurt vagine.
by sju95 November 23, 2010
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Go-gurt

Beebo pulled out all the stops on Valentine's Day, so Becky rewarded him generously with some sloppy go-gurt on the ride home.
by Cheese's Freaky Ticki March 08, 2015
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Mormon Go-gurt

The act of receiving oral sex whilst wearing a condom, then having your partner drink the semen out of the condom like a go-gurt.
Gave my girl a Mormon Go-gurt the other day
by KStrawb November 08, 2015
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Frozen Bro-gurt

When you jizz in the icecream and put it back in the freezer.
Dammit Jake did you make frozen bro-gurt again?
by Broski0909 February 18, 2011
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Mormon Go-Gurt

When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.
"Gave my girl a Mormon Go-Gurt the other day." -/u/ChoosetheSword on reddit.
by Captain Moonman November 08, 2015
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