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Spit Guerrilla

A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.
Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.
by CuntandCuntess February 7, 2025
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Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.
"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."
by Rorolik May 9, 2025
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