guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 2, 2003

omar guacamole

A mentally-impaired cancer patient who's also a high-school activist and advocate for gun control.

Friend: Did you hear about that bald chick who wants to ban guns in the US?
Me: OMG she's such an omar guacamole

by SilencerXI December 14, 2018

Beelzebub’s guacamole

A slang for the drug marijuana

Yo dude pass the beelzebub’s guacamole I need a smoke

by Dongflop July 31, 2018

Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.

After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Gary Guacamole

The most amazing,special and elite person ever

Yo Gary Guacamole is a great guy

by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces November 4, 2015

guacamole ball

A dad’s way of referring to an avocado

Daughter: do you have any snacks here dad?
Dad: yeah, here’s a guacamole ball

by 69lol420 June 10, 2019