Grumpy McShittypants

The term used to describe someone being grumpy, cranky or overall a childish sleepy turd.

Robert: Sir, wake up! We need to leave this establishment before Phillip arrives to challenge you to a duel!

Joseph: Robert, leave me alone, for I am tired!

Robert: Joseph, quit being a Grumpy McShittypants!

Grumpy McShittypants by Fanchero November 21, 2010

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grumpy grizzly

when a man deficates in a womans hair then proceeds to rub it all overr her head with his dick.

when my man grumpy grizzlys me i have to wash my hair our with peroxide for a week.

grumpy grizzly by mcnealeven March 25, 2011

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grumpy pirate

a sex term, when you cum in the girls eye and then kick her in the chin, causing her to jump up and down with her hand in her eye, Yelling the word ARRRHHH

I gave a Grumpy Pirate to shanaynay

grumpy pirate by charles in charge! February 24, 2009

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grumpy lettuce

oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.

I tried fucking Sally last night but I couldn't get hard because she had grumpy lettuce.

grumpy lettuce by BroccoliRob September 6, 2008