Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

Geeter Geeted

So absolutely high on any substance, people thought to be from a different planet, in a

diff. universe, realm, out of body, half realm half reality, in the future, some cases in the past. Level 10+, X- by Kendrick {BPan.Soundtrack} played at high levels several times, accomplishing several tasks in a short amount of time, loosing hours with exact motion and diligence. Exact state not none to create chaotic interruption. After state, shadow folk may pic apart the thought path and misconstrue reality with dire result.

-What up with bud?
_He was fukkin Geeter Geeted out if his fukkin mind bro, he painted the whole house and made all new curtains while I was shitting..

by CuriousFir3 September 4, 2020

Oklahoma greeter

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.

Those Oklahoma greeters are crazy.

by Hutler February 2, 2023

Lemonade greeter

A common term wherein the lemonade greeter splashes their guest with a yellow liquid. The nature of the liquid is up to the greeter but it must be yellow

I was thinking of taking shower when I got to John's house but he was a tremendous lemonade greeter and gave me a different shower instead.

by Jonathan Bigue-Bottoms October 13, 2023