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Scrotum Grasp

The holding of a wine goblet in an under-handed fashion with the goblet stem between the ring and middle finger.
Sonja had a casual yet firm scrotum grasp on her wine glass.
by CJZ444 December 17, 2008
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Portuguese Graduation

An article of affectation used primarily to denote the event in which a Portuguese youth with poor grades achieves a stable, labour-intensive, blue collar job with little to no income mobility or prospects for occupational advancement.

The term "Graduation" is bastardized here, as while the Atlantic Trout-fishing, lemon tart-eating Portuguese are generally a smart and industrious people, they have notoriously very little academic prowess or notable institutional credential.

Therefore, sporting a very low GPA and other under-average psychometric percentiles, a portuguese will be said to "Graduate" directly into the work force. This is the rough equivalent of a non-Portuguese achieving an academic certification as enumerated by a public institution, (i.e. high school or post-secondary), and being equipped to pursue lucrative, white-collar work.

Alt. A 'Portuguese diploma' or a Portuguese 'Bachelor of Honors.'
EXAMPLE 1:

Paula: "Oh vey! My Little Fabio is so grown up! He just dropped out of senior year at Meadowvale High to start brick-laying with local construction worker and drywalling 235!"

Luis: "That's my boy! I'm glad we invited everyone over for his Portuguese Graduation."

EXAMPLE 2:

Carlos: "Oh vey! I was looking at Lorena's student transcript the other day...
She has a GPA of 2.1 and wants to drop out of college to study cosmetics instead of Mechanical Engineering.

Neilla: "Yep, she's on track to becoming the loudest hair-stylist on the East Side after her Portuguese Graduation."
by PerpendicularSecantSoldier October 31, 2020
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christmas graduate

a student (usually university or college) who drops out at Christmastime when they go back home to visit their parents. Often caused by homesickness, academic failure, unpopularity, or a significant other living back at home.
Person 1: Man, did you hear that George isn't coming back after Christmas?
Person 2: Damn Christmas graduates.

________

Person 1: I need to move out of residence asap. Know of any places available?
Person 2: Wait until January when all the Christmas graduates sublet their apartments.
by allohamorah December 7, 2006
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middle school graduation dance

a lame dance party. Mainly consists of a bunch of sluts grinding each other in the middle of the dance floor and a bunch of random, sweat-soaked dudes trying to grind sweet innocent dancing girls. Lots of people are making out in the corner and the people who can't dance decide that they should dance. The popular people stand in the same spot and take pictures of themselves and their friends, while the fat-asses position themselves at the food table. Not funn at all. You should have stayed home.
Alyssa: Hey guys! Do you want to go to the middle school graduation dance?!
Taylor: Nah it looks LAME.
Slutty Girl: C'mon bitches, I wana go!!!!
by minty_fresh:) June 9, 2010
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gramumba call

The announcement at the begining of the evening, or upon first meeting a group of females, that one will "take one for the team" and attempt to hook up with the ugly girl in the group (there's one in every group), thereby increasing the chance that another member of your party will hook up with someone attractive. The grumumba call is the ultimate selfless act amongst good freinds - normally reserved for only the most desperate of situations.
Since Joey had been dumped by his fiancee the day before, Kevin made the gramumba call as they entered the club.
by MidGeo September 20, 2006
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graduation consummation

to have sex for the first time of being a (high school/collage) graduate. A great way to celebrate your graduation and an awesome excuse to have sex.
Susan: "Can you believe it Dave? We're finally graduating!"

Dave: "I know right? Wanna celebrate with a graduation consummation?"
by D3yt0n May 23, 2009
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Graduation Goggles

n. When one experiences nostalgia for the years of high school as graduation approaches.
I was totally looking forward to college, but when I stepped into the high school's hallway for the very last time, and I smelled the strange combo of burnt cafeteria food and textbooks, graduation goggles took over and I was reluctant to go through with the event.
by Stringcheese May 6, 2011
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