Grasshopper leebra milkshake

The grasshopper leebra milkshake is also known as the commonly known motorboat. The head is placed between the females breast and the male must eat out (AKA rub his face in the breast).
The pretty woman gave Timothy the Grasshopper leebra milkshake
by justice_GIGITY February 24, 2010
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Red Grasshopper Suprise

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!
How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!
by Nards Shadow April 28, 2006
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Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 01, 2010
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knee deep in grasshopper pie

busy having sex with someone; to be engaged in intercourse, or any sexual activity, and NOT allowing interruption(s).
I didn't answer the phone because I was 'knee deep in grasshopper pie".
by Jokuhl March 04, 2012
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flying grasshopper

When you move your fingers in a rapid fashion back and forth inside a girls vagina
Man, I made her so wet with my flying grasshopper
by martinintl December 18, 2015
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Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
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