Garfield-ass cat

When you or your friend has a big, obese orange tabby cat with a huge appetite.

"Dude, you have a big, Garfield-ass cat!"

by GunnyMan4 December 1, 2016

GARFUNGLE

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they really are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

garfield kart

the best game in this world besides the godsent minecraft. i love this game. i lose my mind, when i have two sexy garfields next to me. i go coocoo, i go insane. im crazy, im coocoo crazy, garfield has me cookey. im coocoo cookey crazy.

“brooo im playing garfield kart and theres so many sexy jon arbuckle’s next to me”

by yunacore November 12, 2019

Garfield

An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.

If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds

by ThatMoonCow February 24, 2021

garfeliose

A small stuffed cat of whom will haunt you nighmares

Garfeliose killed my whole family

by The Garfeliose Gang April 4, 2022