Gothopotamus

A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...

Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and black makeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.

by Gothopotamus Hunter February 23, 2009

Gotcha Bitch

What will happen when Kajetokun decides that he wants to. He may be facing the wrong way but regardless you will become gotten and his bitch. Speculations exist that Chuck Norris abandoned him as a child fearing his power. This is in fact false as Kajetokun birthed a secret army of Bruce Lee's providing a much more powerful spawn. Also, his power level is over 9000 and his balls are NOT inert.

Dangerous under all circumstances!

Hey man, you want to go get some ice cream?

Sounds tantalizing, let's go! Oh my god wha... "GOTCHA BITCH!"

*Timothy tries to run*

"Do it Faggot!"

Billy no!! "GOTCHA BITCH!"

by BallsRinert May 20, 2009

gatcho

Behavior or actions which can be seen as mean or extremely uncaring.

Guy #1: "My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend."

Guy #2: "That's gatcho."

by GabeSapien March 30, 2008

Goncho

When you take a huge hit off of a joint, blunt, bong, bowl, etc. to the point where you cough uncontrollably. You can feel a goncho hit when when smoking out of a bong as the back of your throat starts burning before you pull the slide.

"Dude, just take a goncho rip off of that and pass it back"

"Hey Tyler, you wanna get gonchoed before the steelers game?"

by The Notorious D.A.N. January 23, 2009

gotchoo

A way of saying I’ve got your back or I’ll help you out.

I gotchoo!

by Tootiemlt January 1, 2019

gotchkees

Long underwear, or long johns used to keep you warm

I wore my gotchkees today because it was freezing outside!

by Joe Cukie January 11, 2009

Goocho

the gooch of an Argentinian cowboy residing in the Pampas or Chacos of southern South America.

His wife must really love him to munch on his sweaty goocho after a long day on the farm.

by csmyth7 November 19, 2011