Hit the goose where it's loose

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021

Silly goose

It is a term people use when someone is being silly. It is normally said with affection to the person being silly. I have absolutely no idea why the saying mentions a goose. maybe because people see geese as being silly. Who knows?

Octavious: "I had seen an octopus fly a kite one day."

Kevin: "Octopus don't fly kites, you silly goose!"

by OpheliaRedRose May 8, 2013

godsend

When a situation is tense and unexpectantly something or someone arrives that completely eases the situation. In other words, a life-saver.

If Kate can make it tonight to help out at the banquet, she would be a godsend!

by Jonathan LPY September 25, 2005

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As she sat down driving all day she was producing major Goose Butter

by Don Menna March 6, 2017

wild goose

A nickname for your penis.

Drop your pants and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

by Nick D February 24, 2004

Goose mouth

A bitch with a disgusting fowl* mouth that wants to sink all 9000 teeth into you like a stanky hoe.

That goose mouth needs to go home and take a bath in some listerine.

by Gagglegurl July 10, 2015

Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022