Gilded Gopher

A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.

That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.

by The Turd Doctor August 25, 2010

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Screaming gopher

A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck

“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”

by Clapwhale July 18, 2018

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gopher boobs

boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)

man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up

by Big Muthafuckin Red June 15, 2007

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Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

by MagesRealm July 1, 2009

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gorper

Any person whose life is defined by outdoor activities such as backpacking or camping. They often sport goatees, flannel, shirts and sandals, and embrace environmental activism. The term is derived from the root "gorp", the mix of nuts, grains, and dried fruits popularly brought along as victuals on the trail.

We could tell they weren't just tourists because their long hair, slender bodies and "GORE 2000" t-shirts identified them as gorpers who'd been on the trail for a while.

by jeffrey March 25, 2005

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