Gorbler

One whom eats too many French fries while taking a dump on the toilet.

"Wow Dave, if you eat any more French fries on the toilet, you'll become a GORBLER!!!!"

by FeistyGurllRawr June 26, 2022

Gobbstopped

To be completely mesmerized by something (or someone)

Matteo was Gobbstopped by Taylor’s hotness

by TheZestyFellow36 November 15, 2022

Reverse Gorbachev

The “Reverse Gorbachev” is a facial ejaculate anywhere above the eyebrows on a bald Sinéad O’Connor / G.I. Jane type female.

After the Energy Commission show this bald chick was giving me a B.J. then I finished off by giving her a Reverse Gorbachev!

by Jay from The Energy Commission November 22, 2011

Gorbag

a goofy uber dancer. with a sweet jew fro.

Wow, gorbag, you dumbass.

by gregory dunn December 15, 2007

gobshite

Irish slang for someone who is a complete idiot. A person who does something completely foolish and doesn't even realise it.

Yer man is a fuckin' gobshite!
He made a complete gobshite of himself by getting pissed and falling all over the place.

by etain123 July 27, 2006

Gobstoppering

The verb- to suck a gobstopper. First invented by the most amazing eloise.

1: What you up to?
2. gobstoppering,
1. jealousss ;)
xxxxxxx

by eeeeeewwwww May 31, 2011

gobsmack

Completely dumbfounded speechlessastounded. From the Irish/Scottish/Northern England word "gob" meaning "mouth".

I think it comes from the action of clapping your hand over your mouth when you are utterly surprised to the extent that you are unable to speak.

All the soccer fans were totally gobsmacked when Leicester City won the Championship.

by Tim Grim May 24, 2016