Gooner

Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7

Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner

by Sebos April 26, 2024

Yugi-gooner

An older Yu-Gi-Oh player, so overwhelmed by the idea of chain link 2, that they make a deck whose entire purpose is to summon one Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon and pass. Anyone who wins after this immaculate setup is a "Meta-Slave".

I was trying to get some practice in tonight but I kept running into Yugi-gooners calling pure Kaiju meta.

by Balthazar1124 January 12, 2025

Gooner

A person who has an erotic sensation that can’t be stopped

Kevin: Hey Dude have you seen Bulmaro anywhere?
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner

by LaserMist June 30, 2025

Pro D1 Gooner

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.

I am a pro D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Gooner

A Guy called Zane masturbating exclusively to his cat

Zane is such a gooner

by Decccyyy March 5, 2025

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024