a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.
by Bret M. June 23, 2006
by JonesBobby April 06, 2016
Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.
"She's quite the goober."
by Jason Lamb February 03, 2008
Codeword for the pig-latinized version of the word, said when the subject of the comment is around and you don't want to offend them.
Dude 1: Did you see Dude 3's shorts?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?
by Not My Real Name, I Swear September 11, 2009
Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.
I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.
by Shellers December 13, 2005
Any recipient of government (goobermint) money, either through 'employment' (goobermint workers) or welfare (goobermint benefits recipients). Goobers make their livings with a gun to our heads. They like to intermingle with peaceful people whom they victimize (freepers), but they are not their friends.
by ima freeper September 18, 2011