Involuntary Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

by Richard Potato September 2, 2014

mole goatee

A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".

by rishnipishni January 14, 2007

Goated On The Sticks

Roman Czorno at fort.

Dereck: Yo, that kid can crank 90s like a god
Evan: Yeah that’s rczorno. The mans goated on the sticks

by JackQuincy69 October 30, 2019

ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

by Amangalicious December 17, 2007

gonasephelherpeaids

A super STD that is a combination of gonorrhea, sipholis, herpes, and aids. It is excruciatingly painful and has a 95% mortality rate.

I got a bad case of gonasipholherpeaids from that hooker last night. Gonasephelherpeaids is a super STD that is a combination of gonorrhea, sipholis, herpes, and aids. It is excruciatingly painful and has a 95% mortality rate.

by Jimmy 6969 August 18, 2017

Gonaherpesyphilitis

A highly contagious and deadly cocktail of a minimum of 3 contagious STD’s. Pop off’s, prostitutes, both male and female, or all around just dirty people should be questioned before making any form of physical contact or risk infection.

“yo bro you wanna hit this blunt?” Na niggy, I don’t wanna catch that gonaherpesyphilitis. Everyone already knows how you do.

by Textbomber October 27, 2018