gomer

Medical slang for a patient who "has lost--often through age--what goes into being a human being" (quote from Samuel Shem's "The House Of God"). Typically an old demented noncommunicative patient. Stands for "Get Out Of My Emergency Room".

I wish that gomer in room 3820 would stop moaning.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

John Gomez

The guitarist for a band called The Summer Set. Also happens to be one sexy-ass motherfucker. Vegetarian. Pen-biter. Vans-lover. Brother of Stephen Gomez. Elevator Dominator. Majestic unicorn.

Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)

Girl one: OMG who was that hot guy with the lensless glasses?
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.

by LoveLikeThis April 28, 2010

gomesfest

a general meeting of persons relted to or somehow afilliated with gomes. the general gathering of folk to these meetings of sorts are pre pubcent girls, drunk on mikes hard or "all screwed up on adderall",a group of low life drug peddaling hippies and, convicted sex offenders. the festivites of these meetings gennerally consist of a group of riled up drunks standing/falling into a bonfire and everyone making fun of that fat bitch don, or when held in a seedy hotel, generally rented with a fake id, taking everything with any monitery value and either breaking it, or throwing it out he window, gennerally leading to sex.

anyone within 10,000 ft of Gomes is in a gomesfest.

by frank/daland/sam May 29, 2007

gomerAmerica

Term used by the East Coast Blue State Liberal Elite to describe Middle (or "Red State") America, which they view as consisting solely of Bible-thumping, gun-toting uneducated gaptoothed yokels who all drive their pickup trucks to Wal-Mart.

Please note the correct spelling...lowercase g, capital A.

"Well Dan, it looks like gomerAmerica has handed President Bush a mandate for a second term. Clearly, the Democratic agenda of abortions and gay marriages for everyone didn't resonate with them."

by ilk December 17, 2004

gomezgasm

(n). an orgasmic event coming from the looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.

(v) having an orgasmic seizure from looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.

When I heard, "Kiss and Tell," I had a gomezgasm.

by gomezgasmic June 15, 2010

Wiggly Gomez

The act of rappelling down into Selena Gomez's house via UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopter with a close friend, undressing her then while you lay on the ground said friend wiggles her struggling naked body on top of your face, vagina first.

"Have you heard Selena's latest album?"

"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."

by BlackLotusUP November 7, 2012

gomletted

To attempt to thwart an on-the-spot gay approach, involving hair touching, leg feeling and and open mouthed lunging using a typically upper class English phrase of "no, no its fine, really" whilst slowly pulling away and pretending it never happened.

Alex reacted politely when Toni gomletted him, as to do anything else would just be rude.

by teamheath2 February 28, 2010