goatee dick stain

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

trey goatee dick stain

by blah b;la June 9, 2010

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!

Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.

"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

pink goatee

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

Female Goatee

When a woman has a shaved vagina, but there a remaining hairs between labia majora and labia minora that stand out.

I went down on Megan last night, but man I got hair in my mouth from her female goatee.

by Shaqs1goodfreethrow March 11, 2021