Gooping

The act of sticking a football pump into your urethra, then pumping it to inflate your balls. You can then bounce on your balls like a space hopper or if you use helium you can fly.

I've started gooping recently.

by Number One Gooper January 31, 2025

Gooping

Gooning on your period and getting blood on your fingers

"I was gooning last night"
"You mean gooping?"

by Aesoup February 19, 2025

Gooping

Ejaculating and urinating at the same time whilst clenching

I like gooping routinely on Sunday afternoons

by DubberRucky February 22, 2025

Gooping

When you nut and piss at the same time while clenching

Yeah I saw Connor gooping the other day in the bathroom

by anonymous February 22, 2025

Glooning

As you are jerking off, right as you are about to cum, grab gorilla glue and quickly glue your urethra shut. Let it sit for as long as it needs to for the adhesive to solidify itself, then return to jerking off until you ejaculate.

No, not right now mom, I'm busy glooning!

by BeardownNinja March 7, 2025

Glorping

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.

He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!

by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025

gooping

gooning and pooping simultiniously

I was gooping in the bedroom and made a big mess

by lordbulks February 17, 2026